Hildy reviews children's literature

Here are some book reviews from my 9-month old daughter:

• Brown Bear Brown Bear - Fit in my mouth perfectly. Highly recommended. 
• The Hungry Caterpillar - Fun to gnaw on, but turned soggy after a few minutes.
• Green Eggs and Ham - Don't be fooled! When you put it in your mouth, you can't taste the food.
• The Cat in the Hat - Blue cover tastes same as other colors. A disappointment. 
• Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes - Who's the idiot who thought anyone could get their pie hole around any part of this humongous tome? Clearly designed by sadists who would deprive book lovers of a seemingly delicious nosh. I sincerely hope someone goes to jail over this.

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[Wheelchair kamikaze]

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